The captain

Please welcome The Captain.

So far buying The Captain has only brought me a thirst for tequila, and the need to sleep around noon.
Hopefully when the The Captain finally arrives:

  • My php coding skills will improve!
  • I will be able to dance better than my Dad!
  • Women will fall at my feet!

Want to see what you might look like with a ‘tache like mine? Mail me a picture and I will add you to the gallery!