My mate Dave is always cruising the net looking for free stuff. I wonder if he has found this web portal yet, they have free stuff for babies. Dave’s daughter Bethan (my goddaughter) will be nearly two years old by the time I next see her, that is going to be a real shock.

The other shock is going to be seeing Dave driving a Skoda Estate (Wagon) instead of a splitty campervan or some big phat audi.